Well, they have identified the suspect in the attack we reported on originally here. We also have a “motive”:

The owners said he thinks the monkey was attracted to some coconut lotion that Brooke Ross was wearing. Sheriff’s deputies said his pet stepped off of his shoulder onto the counter where Ross was working, and when she reached down to pet it, it latched onto her face.

Lesson learned: Coconut is crystal meth for Monkeys

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